bondoge: [passionately rolls around in a field of grilled cheese]
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: if you ask someone to marry you and they say no, just pretend you were talking to the person behind them
ouijamatic: im kind of like a furby like if you give me attention one time ill bug you all day and its cute at first but then ill just keep talking and talking and i wont shut up and you’ll get annoyed and put me in the corner of a room and shut off all the lights.
coolruby64: not a day goes by when i dont think of you (this only applies to you if ur ice cream or doritos)
me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one...– Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)